Ever since Susan came to her office, Zoe had been looking for anything she could find on these Auditors - in between answering world-ending phone calls and drinking heavily - and had come up with nothing. The drinking heavily probably hadn't helped, but it was keeping her calm, and she hadn't stopped being a soldier long enough to know that that ( Read more... )

Goooooooooooooooooood Morning my fellow Nemesisians! It's always a good morning when the Joker is there to wake you up! The best part of waking up is the Joker in your...radio ( Read more... )

The Vampire Lestat here. Remember me? Perhaps some of you don't, if you're one of our new friends from across the way. What can I tell you about myself that you might not know already? Blond, tall for my time, grey eyes which change color depending on my mood, and of course I'm an utter monster who can't resist devouring the intoxicating thrill of ( Read more... )

Good morning, fellow Nemesisians! Are we using that, or did we decide on Nemesisers at the last town hall meeting? I slept through it.

Had a weird dream involving Delores and cupcakes, too, but that's nothing you'd be interested in.

Anyway, I'm Captain Jack, the chipmunks are assuring me that yes, it is morning, and I'm here to tell you what we ( Read more... )

Dean: Good evening, Fandom from the brothers Winchester. Yep, both of them. Great isn't it?

Sam: Very, very great. Not that New York isn't a lovely place, but it's a lot better to be here.

Dean: Damn straight. No road trips without me. That's a new family rule.

Sam: What if I want to go somewhere with Dawn? Or Peter? Or Dad? ...Okay, that last ( Read more... )

Zoe headed for the radio station for the second time this week, but when her broadcast started, she sounded happier than she had in days.

"Good afternoon, Fandom. This is Principal Washburn with some excellent news. Thanks to all of the brave people who went up against the statues today, the angels have been trapped, and are no longer a threat to ( Read more... )

Don't adjust your dial, Fandomites, it is indeed Saturday and this is indeed Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking coming out here while creepy ass angels are attacking to give you news. You people owe me.

( It's the Ides of March. Don't stab me )

Hey Fandom? Look behind you. Unless there's a statue of an angel in front of you. Then have somebody else look behind you. All clear? Okay, then. This is Xander with the news. Willow couldn't be here tonight because she's stucking in nineteen frakkin' twenty-three. But she says hi ( Read more... )

Hey Fandom, assuming any of you are still here to listen. I feel like I should be running away right about now, but I'm hoping the squirrels will protect me. Like fuzzy good luck charms. Angel stuff is at the end, kids, go get a drink while I talk about the other boring stuff you did today.

( For now, rum will also help! )

Hi have I mentioned I kind of hate this town? People are getting sent into the past? What the hell. I mean it. Seriously. What. the. hell.

Now watch me speed through this because I'd really love to be in my room with the door locked thanks.

( DON'T BLINK OMG )